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Monday, July 25th, 2005
5:16 pm - happy yeast
I just wrote a song. It's called 'happy yeast'. I need your opinion. Do you think the chorus should go like this:

happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast

or like this:

happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast

It's a subtle but huge difference.

I think I'll enter it in the "positive pop song contest".

current mood: exanimate

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Monday, June 13th, 2005
5:52 pm - Man Boobs
Down with man boobs.

Down with man boobs.

Down with man boobs.

current mood: creepy

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Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
12:46 am - spontaneous human combustion
I believe in spontaneous human combustion.

They tried to prove it wrong with a dead pig.

But the building almost burned down.

They were wrong, weren't they?

Oh yes. They were wrong.

current mood: flirty

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Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
11:38 pm - utopia
Once the gorillas accept me, everything will be fine.

Alan Smithee

current mood: restless

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Thursday, March 24th, 2005
4:07 pm - I'm watching you, Justin...
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current mood: voyeuristic

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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
4:08 pm - honesty gets you no where
I am worth ($279,920.00) on HumanForSale.com

current mood: wretched

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Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
11:03 pm - tempest
Each day, stare at the browser.







All that reloading.

Finally she updated.

She's alive.

I will find her.

current mood: discontent

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Thursday, December 9th, 2004
8:20 pm - 7
Why do people say seven when nobody means it?

Oh my darling flatulina

current mood: aggravated

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Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
5:19 pm - I'm unusual.
From my friend xanadutoo who has a terrible gag reflex.

How common are alansmitheex's interests
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mental illness (2072)
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uno (1473)
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watching people (1928)
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cheddar cheese (505)
community theater (101)
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current mood: bitchy

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Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
5:30 pm - true...
alansmitheex has fragile contents which may break!


From Go-Quiz.com

I am a delicate flower.

current mood: blank

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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
5:46 pm - my nemesis
george spelvin.

prepare to die.

Alan Smithee

current mood: cold

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Monday, June 21st, 2004
5:17 pm - doomed
no one loves me but me

Who is your lj soul mate?
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Your SoulMate alansmitheex
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
10:22 pm - I'm a secret!
They're talking about me. VH-1, or is it "E!" ?

I'm one of the 101 best kept hollywood secrets.

I'm on the list!

They're all talking.

About me.




It's glorious.

current mood: ecstatic

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Thursday, May 13th, 2004
11:58 pm - she is closer
my love comes to me. she is closer. she came to me. I stayed. She came to me.

I will watch her.

Every day.

Every day.

All the time.

current mood: excited

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Saturday, April 24th, 2004
9:27 am - amazing
Psychic genius.

What will your Funeral be like?
by rashock
You will die by:You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:May 7, 2045
Number attending your funeral?142
How much will you leave to friends and family?$4,309,221
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current mood: creative

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Monday, April 12th, 2004
10:15 pm
set backs. strikes. bankruptcy. amputations. delays. postponements. depression.

i will survive. as long as i know how to live, I know i'll be alive.

I will go get my name legally changed tomorrow.

My New nickname is Lieutenant Sneezey E. Pointy Head.
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Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

I long for my sweet flatulina.

no money for molvania...

current mood: cold

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Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
2:39 pm - work work work
Storyboards. Film. Polaroids. Flatulina. Telephoto.

Recipe for success.

Recipe for love.

Recipe for revenge!

Alan Smithee

current mood: giggly

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Sunday, February 29th, 2004
6:08 pm - brilliance
The writer of this is a genius...

Alansmitheex and Flatulina
  • Might have all beautiful girls.
  • Like to do just anything for the good of the free world.
  • Are the cutest couple that there ever will be.
  • See past the formulaic.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

My masterpiece is on its way. She will be mine again!

Alan Smithee

current mood: determined

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Thursday, January 8th, 2004
1:36 pm - this person is brilliant
You would burn the person in a massive fire. Heat
gives you power... makes it feel like it will
go away like the ash in the wind. You like to
get things done and over with and hope the
flames claim the evidence

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current mood: angry

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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
12:40 pm - Al told me.
Satan eats cheese whiz.

Alan Smithee

current mood: chipper

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