Monday, July 25th, 2005
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5:16 pm - happy yeast
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I just wrote a song. It's called 'happy yeast'. I need your opinion. Do you think the chorus should go like this:
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
or like this:
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast happy yeast
happy yeast
happy yeast
It's a subtle but huge difference.
I think I'll enter it in the "positive pop song contest".
current mood:  exanimate
current music: Delicious Lo-Fi Lounge
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Monday, June 13th, 2005
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5:52 pm - Man Boobs
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Down with man boobs.
Down with man boobs.
Down with man boobs.
current mood: creepy
current music: Untouchable: Garbage
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Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
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12:46 am - spontaneous human combustion
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I believe in spontaneous human combustion.
They tried to prove it wrong with a dead pig.
But the building almost burned down.
They were wrong, weren't they?
Oh yes. They were wrong.
current mood:  flirty
current music: Don't Stop
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Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
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11:38 pm - utopia
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Once the gorillas accept me, everything will be fine.
Sincerely,
Alan Smithee
current mood:  restless
current music: The Trainer Shuffle
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Thursday, March 24th, 2005
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4:07 pm - I'm watching you, Justin...
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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
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4:08 pm - honesty gets you no where
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Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
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11:03 pm - tempest
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Each day, stare at the browser.
Reload.
Reload.
Reload.
Reload.
Reload.
Reload.
All that reloading.
Finally she updated.
She's alive.
I will find her.
current mood:  discontent
current music: Superstition
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Thursday, December 9th, 2004
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8:20 pm - 7
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Why do people say seven when nobody means it?
Oh my darling ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) flatulina
current mood:  aggravated
current music: everything but the girl
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Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
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5:19 pm - I'm unusual.
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From my friend xanadutoo who has a terrible gag reflex.
How common are alansmitheex's interests
current mood:  bitchy
current music: Duran Duran
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Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
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5:30 pm - true...
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THIS WAY UP
á | | alansmitheex has fragile contents which may break! |
From Go-Quiz.com
I am a delicate flower.
current mood:  blank
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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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5:46 pm - my nemesis
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george spelvin.
prepare to die.
sincerely,
Alan Smithee
current mood:  cold
current music: something eerie and very spooky
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Monday, June 21st, 2004
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5:17 pm - doomed
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
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10:22 pm - I'm a secret!
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They're talking about me. VH-1, or is it "E!" ?
I'm one of the 101 best kept hollywood secrets.
I'm on the list!
They're all talking.
About me.
me.
ME!!!!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
It's glorious.
current mood:  ecstatic
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Thursday, May 13th, 2004
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11:58 pm - she is closer
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my love comes to me. she is closer. she came to me. I stayed. She came to me.
I will watch her.
Every day.
Every day.
All the time.
current mood:  excited
current music: we built this city: starship
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Saturday, April 24th, 2004
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9:27 am - amazing
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Psychic genius.
current mood:  creative
current music: moby
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Monday, April 12th, 2004
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10:15 pm
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Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
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2:39 pm - work work work
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Storyboards. Film. Polaroids. Flatulina. Telephoto.
Recipe for success.
Recipe for love.
Recipe for revenge!
Sincerely,
Alan Smithee
current mood:  giggly
current music: The Carpenters: Close to You
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Sunday, February 29th, 2004
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6:08 pm - brilliance
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The writer of this is a genius...
♥Alansmitheex and ♥Flatulina | - Might have all beautiful girls.
- Like to do just anything for the good of the free world.
- Are the cutest couple that there ever will be.
- See past the formulaic.
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My masterpiece is on its way. She will be mine again!
Sincerely,
Alan Smithee
current mood:  determined
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Thursday, January 8th, 2004
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1:36 pm - this person is brilliant
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You would burn the person in a massive fire. Heat
gives you power... makes it feel like it will
go away like the ash in the wind. You like to
get things done and over with and hope the
flames claim the evidence
How Would You Murder Someone?
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current mood:  angry
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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
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12:40 pm - Al told me.
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ianiceboy
chipper