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Flatulina is MINE!
I will get her back if it's the last thing I ever do.
Created on 2003-09-19 08:47:39 (#1335597), last updated 2005-07-25
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Basic Info| Name: | the real alan smithee |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-03 |
| Location: | nowhere, United States |
| Website: | this is the only woman I will ever love |
BioMy name is Alan Smithee, and I have directed many films, TV shows, and other miscellaneous things. I have also acted. I portrayed Bob Sacamano on ten episodes of Seinfeld. People don't really like my work. But that is not why I'm here. I am here to keep an eye on Flatulina who is the love of my life and recently broke up with me. I will do whatever it takes to get her back. I will stop at nothing. She is the reason I breathe. If I can't have her, no one will! click here to see my credits
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